IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS - BARENAKED LADIES LYRICS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would! We'd just eat more...
And buy really expensive ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars...I'd be RICH!