Didn't I Get This Last Year? Lyrics

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louis
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
Same thing every year Aunt Louis
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
Some socks, some socks, and some tiny DVDs
But I cant get them up past my knees
Could you return them please Aunt Louis

Open this one first Uncle Bob
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
Try to act surprised Uncle Bob
But I got this last year
But he got that last year
A Tie, a tie, wider than a mile
With the pattern way out of style
With the pattern way out of style

Said my wife to our neighbours 'cross the street
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year
What a thoughful gift Peg and Al
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year
A plant, a plant in a mouldy minnies jar.
They must have dug one out of their yard
They must have dug one out of their yard

Said the dad to his kids on christmas day
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
This is just exactly what I want
Just as much as last year
Just as much as last year
Surprise, surprise, a coupon for some fries
That was really very thougtful you guys
Really very thougtful you guys

Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year
I'm sure I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louis
Didnt I get this last year
Didnt I get this last year