My Dingaling Lyrics

we got to do our alma mater,
we must do our alma mater

when i was a little biddy boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
silver bells hanging on a string
she told me it was my dingalingaling

My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
(beautiful, beautiful)

and then mama took me to grammer school
but i stopped off in the vestibule
everytime that bell would ring
catch me playing with my dinalingaling!

My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
(speaks a bit to the audience)

once i was climbing the garden wall
i slipped and had a terrible fall
i fell so hard i heard bells ring
but held onto my dingalingaling!

My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling

once i was swimming across turtle creek
man them snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming across that thing
with both hands holding my dingalingaling!

My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling

this here song, it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
you must be playin with your own dingaling!

My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling
My dingaling, My dingaling,
I want you to play with my dingaling

na na na oh your dingaling, your dingaling
we saw you playing with your dingaling
my dingaling everybody sing
i want to play with my dingaling
everybody my, oh my, (slow it down)
i wana play with my dingaling!

we got to do our alma mater,
we must do our alma mater