FRANK ZAPPA LYRICS

Songs by Frank Zappa

1. 200 Years Old Lyrics
2. 50/50 Lyrics
3. 9/8 Objects Lyrics
4. A Few Moments With Brother A. West Lyrics
5. A Game of Cards Lyrics
6. A Little Green Rosetta Lyrics
7. A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes Lyrics
8. A Pound for a Brown Lyrics
9. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus Lyrics
10. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus [Live] Lyrics
11. A Token of My Extreme Lyrics
12. A Tunnel into Muck Lyrics
13. A Typical Sound Check Lyrics
14. A Very Nice Body Lyrics
15. Absolutely Free Lyrics
16. Absolutely Free [Instrumental] Lyrics
17. Advance Romance Lyrics
18. Advance Romance [1984] Lyrics
19. Agency Man Lyrics
20. Alley Cat Lyrics
21. America Drinks Lyrics
22. America Drinks and Goes Home Lyrics
23. Amnesia Vivace Lyrics
24. Andy Lyrics
25. Any Downers? Lyrics
26. Any Kind of Pain Lyrics
27. Any Way the Wind Blows Lyrics
28. Any Way the Wind Blows [Live] Lyrics
29. Anything Lyrics
30. Apostrophe' Lyrics
31. Approximate Lyrics
32. Are You Hung Up? Lyrics
33. Artificial Rhonda Lyrics
34. Attack! Attack! Attack! Lyrics
35. Aybe Sea Lyrics
36. Babbette Lyrics
37. Baby Love Lyrics
38. Baby, Take Your Teeth Out Lyrics
39. Bacon Fat Lyrics
40. Bacon Fat [Live] Lyrics
41. Bamboozled by Love Lyrics
42. Be in My Video Lyrics
43. Beat It with Your Fist [Live] Lyrics
44. Beauty Knows No Pain Lyrics
45. Big Leg Emma Lyrics
46. Big Swifty Lyrics
47. Billy the Mountain Lyrics
48. Black Napkins Lyrics
49. Black Napkins [Live][Instrumental] Lyrics
50. Black Napkins [Zoot Allures Album Version] Lyrics
51. Bobby Brown Lyrics
52. Bobby Brown Goes Down Lyrics
53. Bolero Lyrics
54. Bow Tie Daddy Lyrics
55. Briefcase Boogie Lyrics
56. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes Lyrics
57. Brown Shoes Don't Make It Lyrics
58. Bwana Dik Lyrics
59. Call Any Vegetable Lyrics
60. Call Any Vegetable [Live] Lyrics
61. Camarillo Brillo Lyrics
62. Camirillo Brillo Lyrics
63. Can't Afford No Shoes Lyrics
64. Canarsie Lyrics
65. Carol, You Fool [#] Lyrics
66. Catholic Girls Lyrics
67. Centerville Lyrics
68. Central Scrutinizer Lyrics
69. Charles Ives Lyrics
70. Charva Lyrics
71. Cheap Thrills Lyrics
72. Cheepnis Lyrics
73. Chocolate Halvah Lyrics
74. Chunga's Revenge Lyrics
75. City of Tiny Lites Lyrics
76. Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus Lyrics
77. Clowns on Velvet Lyrics
78. Cocaine Decisions Lyrics
79. Cocksucker's Ball Lyrics
80. Cold Light Generation Lyrics
81. Concentration Moon Lyrics
82. Conehead Lyrics
83. Cosmik Debris Lyrics
84. Cradle Rock Lyrics
85. Crew Slut Lyrics
86. Cruising for Burgers Lyrics
87. Cucamonga Lyrics
88. Cut 1 "Coming Soon!..." Lyrics
89. CUT 2 "The Wide Screen Erupts..." Lyrics
90. CUT 3 "Coming Soon!..." Lyrics
91. CUT 4 "Frank Zappa's 200 Motels..." Lyrics
92. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics
93. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy [Live] Lyrics
94. Dance Contest Lyrics
95. Dance of the Just Plain Folks Lyrics
96. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers Lyrics
97. Dancin' Fool Lyrics
98. Dancing Fool Lyrics
99. Dark Water! Lyrics
100. Dead Girls of London Lyrics
101. Deathless Horsie Lyrics
102. Debra Kadabra Lyrics
103. Dental Hygiene Dilemma Lyrics
104. Deseri Lyrics
105. Dew on the Newts We Got Lyrics
106. Dickie's Such an Asshole Lyrics
107. Didja Get Any Onya? Lyrics
108. Dinah-Moe Humm Lyrics
109. Dio Fa Lyrics
110. Directly From My Heart to You Lyrics
111. Dirty Love Lyrics
112. Disco Boy [Live] Lyrics
113. Diseases of the Band Lyrics
114. Do You Like My New Car? Lyrics
115. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You? Lyrics
116. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You? [Live] Lyrics
117. Dog Breath Lyrics
118. Dog Breath Variations Lyrics
119. Dog Breath [Live] Lyrics
120. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague Lyrics
121. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Lyrics
122. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Lyrics
123. Dong Work for Yuda Lyrics
124. Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow Lyrics
125. Doreen Lyrics
126. Drafted Again Lyrics
127. Drop Dead Lyrics
128. Drowning Witch Lyrics
129. Duke of Prunes Lyrics
130. Dumb All Over Lyrics
131. Dummy Up Lyrics
132. Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula Lyrics
133. Easy Meat Lyrics
134. Eddie, Are You Kidding? Lyrics
135. Electric Aunt Jemima Lyrics
136. Elvis Has Just Left the Building Lyrics
137. Evelyn, A Modified Dog Lyrics
138. Excentrifugal Forz Lyrics
139. Farther O'Blivion Lyrics
140. Father O'Blivion Lyrics
141. Fifty-Fifty Lyrics
142. Filthy Habits [Instrumental] Lyrics
143. Find Her Finer Lyrics
144. Fine Girl Lyrics
145. Flakes Lyrics
146. Flakes [Excerpt] Lyrics
147. Flambay Lyrics
148. Florida Airport Tape Lyrics
149. Flower Punk Lyrics
150. For the Young Sophisticate Lyrics
151. Fountain of Love Lyrics
152. Friendly Little Finger [Instrumental] Lyrics
153. Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Lyrics
154. G-Spot Tornado Lyrics
155. Gee, I Like Your Pants Lyrics
156. Geneva Farewell Lyrics
157. German Lunch Lyrics
158. Get A Little Lyrics
159. Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder Lyrics
160. Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder [Vocal Overdub Take 10a] Lyrics
161. Goblin Girl Lyrics
162. Goblin Girl [VSO'd to Slower Speed] Lyrics
163. God Bless America [Live at the Whisky a Go Go] Lyrics
164. Gross Man Lyrics
165. Half a Dozen Provocative Squats Lyrics
166. Happy Together Lyrics
167. Harder Than Your Husband Lyrics
168. Harry, You're a Beast Lyrics
169. Harry, You're a Beast [Instrumental] Lyrics
170. He Used to Cut the Grass Lyrics
171. He's So Gay Lyrics
172. Heavenly Bank Account Lyrics
173. Heavy Duty Judy Lyrics
174. Help, I'm a Rock Lyrics
175. Here Comes The Gear, Lads Lyrics
176. Here Comes the Gear, Lads [Live] Lyrics
177. Here Lies Love Lyrics
178. Hitch Hike Lyrics
179. Hog Heaven Lyrics
180. Holiday in Berlin Lyrics
181. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me? Lyrics
182. Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) Lyrics
183. Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel Lyrics
184. Hot Poop Lyrics
185. How the Pigs' Music Works Lyrics
186. How's Your Bird? Lyrics
187. Hungry Freaks, Daddy Lyrics
188. Hungry Freaks, Daddy [Basic Tracks Intro][#] Lyrics
189. I Ain't Got No Heart Lyrics
190. I Ain't Got No Heart [Basic Tracks Intro] Lyrics
191. I Come from Nowhere Lyrics
192. I Don't Even Care Lyrics
193. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted Lyrics
194. I Have Been in You Lyrics
195. I Left My Heart in San Francisco Lyrics
196. I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth Lyrics
197. I'm a Band Leader Lyrics
198. I'm a Beautiful Guy Lyrics
199. I'm Not Satisfied Lyrics
200. I'm Not Satisfied [Live][*] Lyrics
201. I'm So Cute Lyrics
202. I'm Stealing the Towels Lyrics
203. I'm the Slime Lyrics
204. Ian Underwood Whips It Out (Live on stage in Copenhagen) Lyrics
205. Idiot Bastard Son Lyrics
206. If Only She Woulda Lyrics
207. If We'd All Been Living in California... Lyrics
208. Igor's Boogie, Phase One Lyrics
209. Igor's Boogie, Phase Two Lyrics
210. In France Lyrics
211. Inca Roads Lyrics
212. Intro to Music for Low Budget Orchestra Lyrics
213. Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin Lyrics
214. It Can't Happen Here Lyrics
215. It Just Might Be a One-Shot Deal Lyrics
216. It Must Be a Camel Lyrics
217. Janet's Big Dance Number Lyrics
218. Jazz Discharge Party Hats Lyrics
219. Jelly Roll Gum Drop Lyrics
220. Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk Lyrics
221. Jewish Princess Lyrics
222. Jezebel Boy Lyrics
223. Joe's Garage Lyrics
224. Jumbo Go Away Lyrics
225. Keep It Greasey Lyrics
226. Keep It Greasy Lyrics
227. Kenny's Booger Story Lyrics
228. King Kong Lyrics
229. King Kong (as Motorhead explains it) Lyrics
230. King Kong [Live] Lyrics
231. Kung Fu Lyrics
232. Later That Night Lyrics
233. Latex Solar Beef Lyrics
234. Lemme Take You to the Beach Lyrics
235. Let's Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics
236. Let's Move to Cleveland Lyrics
237. Library Card Lyrics
238. Little Girl of Mine [#] Lyrics
239. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Lyrics
240. Little House I Used to Live In Lyrics
241. Little Umbrellas Lyrics
242. Lonely Little Girl Lyrics
243. Lonely Little Girl [Instrumental] Lyrics
244. Lonely Little Girl [Original Composition - Take 24] Lyrics
245. Lonely Little Girl [The Single] Lyrics
246. Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lyrics
247. Lonesome Cowboy Nando Lyrics
248. Lonesome Electric Turkey Lyrics
249. Lost in a Whirlpool Lyrics
250. Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London) Lyrics
251. Louie Louie (At the Royal Albert Hall in London) [Live] Lyrics
252. Louie, Louie Lyrics
253. Love of My Life Lyrics
254. Love of My Life [Live] Lyrics
255. Love Story Lyrics
256. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Lyrics
257. Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude Lyrics
258. Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival Lyrics
259. Magdalena Lyrics
260. Magic Fingers Lyrics
261. Magic Fingers (Single Edit) Lyrics
262. Man With The Woman Head Lyrics
263. Manx Needs Women Lyrics
264. Mary Lou Lyrics
265. Meow Lyrics
266. Moggio Lyrics
267. Mom & Dad Lyrics
268. Mom & Dad [Instrumental] Lyrics
269. Montana Lyrics
270. Mother People Lyrics
271. Motherly Love Lyrics
272. Motherly Love [Vocal Overdub Master Takes] Lyrics
273. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch Lyrics
274. Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt Lyrics
275. Mr. Green Genes Lyrics
276. Muffin Man Lyrics
277. Murder by Numbers Lyrics
278. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama Lyrics
279. Mysterioso Lyrics
280. Mystery Roach Lyrics
281. Nanook Rubs It Lyrics
282. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music Lyrics
283. Nig Biz [#] Lyrics
284. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution Lyrics
285. No Waiting for the Peanuts to Dissolve Lyrics
286. No, No Cherry [#] Lyrics
287. Oh No Lyrics
288. On the Bus Lyrics
289. Once upon a Time Lyrics
290. Our Bizarre Relationship Lyrics
291. Outside Now Lyrics
292. Outside Now [Original Solo] Lyrics
293. Overture to a Holiday in Berlin Lyrics
294. Packard Goose Lyrics
295. Panty Rap Lyrics
296. Peaches en Regalia Lyrics
297. Peaches en Regalia [Live] Lyrics
298. Peaches III Lyrics
299. Penguin in Bondage Lyrics
300. Penis Dimension Lyrics
301. Penis Dimension [Live] Lyrics
302. Piano/Drum Duet Lyrics
303. Pick Me, I'm Clean Lyrics
304. Pink Napkins Lyrics
305. Pinocchio's Furniture [Live] Lyrics
306. Planet of My Dreams Lyrics
307. Planet of the Baritone Women Lyrics
308. Plastic People Lyrics
309. Po-Jama People Lyrics
310. Porn Wars Lyrics
311. Pound for a Brown Lyrics
312. Pound for a Brown [Solos 1978] Lyrics
313. Prelude to King Kong Lyrics
314. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask Lyrics
315. Project X Lyrics
316. Prologue Lyrics
317. Promiscuous Lyrics
318. Punky's Whips Lyrics
319. Pygmy Twylyte Lyrics
320. Rat Tomago Lyrics
321. Rat Tomago [Live][Instrumental] Lyrics
322. Redneck Eats Lyrics
323. Regyptian Strut [Instrumental] Lyrics
324. Religious Superstition Lyrics
325. Return of the Son of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar [Live] Lyrics
326. Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra [Instrumental] Lyrics
327. Rhymin' Man Lyrics
328. Ride My Face to Chicago Lyrics
329. Right There Lyrics
330. Ring of Fire Lyrics
331. Road Ladies Lyrics
332. Ronnie Sings? Lyrics
333. Ronnie's Booger Story Lyrics
334. Room Service Lyrics
335. Rubber Shirt Lyrics
336. Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink Lyrics
337. Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme Lyrics
338. Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Lyrics
339. Saliva Can Only Take So Much Lyrics
340. San Ber'dino Lyrics
341. Scrutinizer Postlude Lyrics
342. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Lyrics
343. SEX Lyrics
344. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? Lyrics
345. Sharleena Lyrics
346. Sharleena [Live] Lyrics
347. She Painted up Her Face Lyrics
348. Ship Ahoy Lyrics
349. Shove It Right In Lyrics
350. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Lyrics
351. Sleep Dirt Lyrics
352. Sleep Dirt [Instrumental] Lyrics
353. Sleeping in a Jar Lyrics
354. Sleeping in a Jar [Live] Lyrics
355. Society Pages Lyrics
356. Sofa No. 2 Lyrics
357. Soft-Sell Conclusion Lyrics
358. Someplace Else Right Now Lyrics
359. Son of Mr. Green Genes Lyrics
360. Son of Orange County Lyrics
361. Son of Suzy Creamcheese Lyrics
362. Soup 'n Old Clothes Lyrics
363. Spider of Destiny Lyrics
364. Status Back Baby Lyrics
365. Steal Away Lyrics
366. Stevie's Spanking Lyrics
367. Stick It Out Lyrics
368. Stick Together Lyrics
369. Stink-Foot Lyrics
370. Stolen Moments Lyrics
371. Strictly Genteel Lyrics
372. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) Lyrics
373. Stucco Homes Lyrics
374. Stuff Up the Cracks Lyrics
375. Suicide Chump Lyrics
376. Sunshine of Your Love Lyrics
377. Sweet Leilani Lyrics
378. Sy Borg Lyrics
379. T'Mershi Duween Lyrics
380. Take Me Out to the Ball Game [#] Lyrics
381. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Lyrics
382. Take Your Clothes off When You Dance [Instrumental] Lyrics
383. Tears Began to Fall Lyrics
384. Teenage Wind Lyrics
385. Telephone Conversation Lyrics
386. Tell Me You Love Me Lyrics
387. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta Lyrics
388. That Evil Prince Lyrics
389. That Would Be the End of That Lyrics
390. The 'Torchum' Never Stops Lyrics
391. The Adventures of Greggery Peccary Lyrics
392. The Air Lyrics
393. The Air [Live] Lyrics
394. The Black Page Lyrics
395. The Black Page [1984] Lyrics
396. The Blackouts Lyrics
397. The Blue Light Lyrics
398. The Central Scrutinizer Lyrics
399. The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny Lyrics
400. The Clap Lyrics
401. The Closer You Are Lyrics
402. The Dangerous Kitchen Lyrics
403. The Dead Girls of London Lyrics
404. The Deathless Horsie Lyrics
405. The Dick Kunc Story Lyrics
406. The Dog Breath Variations Lyrics
407. The Downtown Talent Scout Lyrics
408. The Duke of Prunes Lyrics
409. The Duke Regains His Chops Lyrics
410. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue Lyrics
411. The Evil Prince Lyrics
412. The Florida Airport Tape Lyrics
413. The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth Lyrics
414. The Girl's Dream Lyrics
415. The Groupie Routine Lyrics
416. The Gumbo Variations Lyrics
417. The Idiot Bastard Son Lyrics
418. The Idiot Bastard Son [Instrumental] Lyrics
419. The Idiot Bastard Son [Live] Lyrics
420. The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics
421. The Illinois Enema Bandit [Incomplete Take] Lyrics
422. The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Lyrics
423. The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts Lyrics
424. The Legend of the Golden Arches Lyrics
425. The Little March Lyrics
426. The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath Lyrics
427. The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival Lyrics
428. The Mammy Nuns Lyrics
429. The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou Lyrics
430. The Massive Improve'lence Lyrics
431. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Lyrics
432. The Motel Room Lyrics
433. The Motel Room [Live] Lyrics
434. The Mud Shark Lyrics
435. The Nancy & Mary Music Lyrics
436. The Nancy & Mary Music [Live] Lyrics
437. The Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution [Instrumental] Lyrics
438. The Orange County Lumber Truck Lyrics
439. The Pigs' Music Lyrics
440. The Poodle Lecture Lyrics
441. The Radio Is Broken Lyrics
442. The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet Lyrics
443. The Sealed Tuna Bolero Lyrics
444. The Torture Never Stops Lyrics
445. The Uncle Meat Variations Lyrics
446. The Untouchables Lyrics
447. The Voice of Cheese Lyrics
448. The White Boy Troubles Lyrics
449. The World's Greatest Sinner Lyrics
450. Them or Us Lyrics
451. Theme from "Bonanza" Lyrics
452. Theme from Burnt Weeny Sandwich Lyrics
453. They Made Me Eat It Lyrics
454. This Ain't CNN Lyrics
455. This Is All Wrong Lyrics
456. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) Lyrics
457. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) Lyrics
458. Tiger Roach Lyrics
459. Time Is Money Lyrics
460. Tink Walks Amok Lyrics
461. Titties and Beer Lyrics
462. Titties n Beer Lyrics
463. Toads of the Short Forest Lyrics
464. Torture Never Stops Lyrics
465. Touring Can Make You Crazy Lyrics
466. Transylvania Boogie Lyrics
467. Treacherous Cretins Lyrics
468. Trouble Every Day Lyrics
469. Trouble Every Day [Basic Tracks Intro] Lyrics
470. Truck Driver Divorce Lyrics
471. Tryin' to Grow a Chin Lyrics
472. Tuna Fish Promenade Lyrics
473. Twenty Small Cigars Lyrics
474. Uncle Bernie's Farm Lyrics
475. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I Lyrics
476. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II Lyrics
477. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme Lyrics
478. Uncle Remus Lyrics
479. Valarie Lyrics
480. Valley Girl Lyrics
481. Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression Lyrics
482. Village of the Sun Lyrics
483. Volare Lyrics
484. Waka-Jawaka Lyrics
485. Waka/Jawaka Lyrics
486. Watermelon in Easter Hay Lyrics
487. Watermelon in Easter Hay [Joe's Garage Acts 2 and 3 Album Version] Lyrics
488. We Are Not Alone Lyrics
489. We Can Shoot You Lyrics
490. We're Turning Again Lyrics
491. Weasels Ripped My Flesh Lyrics
492. Wet T-Shirt Contest Lyrics
493. What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World Lyrics
494. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? Lyrics
495. What Kind of Girl? Lyrics
496. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning Lyrics
497. What's New in Baltimore? Lyrics
498. What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? Lyrics
499. What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (Reprise) Lyrics
500. What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? [Reprise/Instrumental] Lyrics