The Twelve Days Of Christmas Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a wee heavy and a half pint.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 2 nips of gin
and a wee heavy and a half pint.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 3 Black and Tans
2 nips of gin
and a wee heavy and a half pint - that's your bit

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 4 Double Diamonds
3 Black and Tans
2 nips of gin
and a wee heavy and (audience) a half pint

Yay. Like a load of larks. Pillarks!!!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, five Babyshams
4 Double Diamonds
3 Black and Tans
2 nips of gin
and a wee heavy and a half pint


On the sixth day o' Christmas, my true love sent to me, 6 shots of brandy
5 Babyshams
4 Double Diamonds
3 Black and Tans
2 nips of gin
and a wee heavy and a half pint


On the seven day o' Crimbo, my true love sent to me, 7 Carlsberg Lagers
6 shots of brandy
Come on everybody, have a go
FIIIVE BAAABYSHAMS!!!
4 Double Diamonds
3 Black and....
2 nips of gin
and a heavy pint, HAAALLLFF!

On the eighth day o' Christmas, the silly ol' faggot sent to me, 8 bloody vodka and limes
7 Carlsberg lagers
6 shots of...come on everybody
FIIIVE BAAABYSHAMS!!!
4 Double Diamonds
3 Black and ...
HANG ON A MINUTE!
2 nips o'...
HAAALLLFF!

On the ninth day o' Christmas, matrulovsentme, 9 halfs o' shandy
8 bloody vodka and limes
7 Carlsberg lagers
6 shots of br...come on everybody
and a wee heavy and a half pint

On the seven....ehhh, on on. On the tenth day of Christmas to me,
Hey Jude, don't take it back
Take a sad song and make it better again
Show me the way to go home
5 double gins
4 dribble drobble wobbles
3 craken bangly wogglies
2 niddly noddly woddlies
and a piddle ompy pomle wobble ahahaha

On the eleventh day o' Christmasomeone gone and sent to me....eleven bast blue labels
Ahahahaha. What the hell can you do with eleven bast blue labels??? Ahahaha! Hohohoho....ahahahah...haha, ehem
You're all pissed down there aren't ye!
Oh god!

Twelve Alka Seltzers
Eleven Bast Blue Labels
Ten Pints Of Bitter
Nine Halfs Of Shandy
Eight Vodka Limes
Seven Carlsberg Lagers
Six shots of brandy you're turn....
Five Baaaabbbbyyyshammms!
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tan
Two nips of gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a wee heavy and a half pint.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 2 nips of gin

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