"Welcome, one and all, short and tall, to the house of kills, where juggalos and juggalettes prosper! Watch your step please."
[Violent J]
A voice ran through the back of my head
I drank too much faygo and felt a little dead
No problem with that, one more dead body to add to my collection
This ugly redneck skank walked aside me and I began my erection
Don't worry, I took care of her
Dragged her back home and showed her to my mother
Mommy was so proud of me when I welcomed her to the household
I touched her dead breasts, they felt so cold
Welcome to the house (house of kills!)
Welcome to my house (house of kills!)
[Violent J]
One dead body and she just didn't feel like enough
Not cheating on her seemed a little tough
Don't get me wrong, I'm not one to cheat
But she felt so wrong when my dick ain't even been fucking beat
She just didn't seem to be fittin' in
So I dumped her in the pond behind my (?)
Added her to another one of my jugalette duds
I take a slow bath and use her blood as suds
I think about how fucked up my life is and how it coulda been
Me just didn't seem to get along with others or blend
Say goodbye to the house (house of kills!)
Say goodbye to my house (house of kills!)
"Calling all jugalettes, we're having a little low attendance here at the house of kills. If you are single...please...please....just...attend or something"
House! House of kills!
Let us murder you!