Volvo Driving Soccer Mom Lyrics

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You know I used to be a bad girl,
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom.
Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club,
But now I know my right wing from my wrong.
Yeah-yeah, I really used to be a bad girl,
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom.
I know I used to be a real wild child,
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.
Nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.

I really used to be a bad girl,
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong.
I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do,
But now I'm different, now I sing a new song.
I really used to be a bad girl,
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom.
Yes, I used to be a real wild child,
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

Woah-woah, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go,
Coz when you need one, they are never around.
I think they moved out to the suburbs,
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
They've got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children,
And blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives.
Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go?
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.

Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

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xXxSarahxXx	17/06/2006 22:56:08
love it...

low_kix	05/01/2005 00:13:21
It's just swift, Alexakis writng. A serious subject on growing up and growing into oneself coated with pop catchiness

low_kix	24/07/2004 02:13:14
It's because people have forgotten about Evercear. Now the radio stations just wanna play crap bands with too much screaming and fake anger. It's sad. I will always love Everclear, they've always been real.

ben21	27/02/2004 05:13:42
i just posted my views of this song: childish and immature. although it is kinda catchy, and i wonder why it didn't pick up? maybe cause of the content of the song.

LPbabe	24/01/2004 11:54:26
I'm not really an Everclear fan but I love this song. Yea, it's a bit immature, but that's what makes the song so good. Immaturity to some is just plainly having fun to others, so lighten up a bit. If you don't like this song, then that's ok, but don't go publicising it to the world.

benji is a babe	15/01/2004 04:07:13
ok i rekon this is a pretty cool song i love everclear but my favs wonderfull

ben21

10/10/2003 19:34:14

the video for this song was really stupid and boring, not to mention that this song really sucks.i love everclear, but this song is really childish and immature. i mean it's like everclear is regressing back to 18 year olds, and then the next track on the album is my favorite: science fiction. I think that was the best thought out song, and it's one of my favorite everclear songs. but their new album as a whole is not all that good...