[Intro]
I gotta tell him.
I gotta be a man and handle my business.
I know he's gonna hate me.
(Sigh) I gotta call him.
[1st Verse:]
What up, dog?
What'choo been up to?
Oh, yeah? Well, that's cool, check it out.
Me and you, we've been down for a while, right?
We've been here and there, we've been pretty tight.
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
but hear me out,
I didn't mean nothing by it, I'mma make this quick:
I gave your momma this dick
I don't know how it happened,
I just know my nuts and itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
and I could feel her eyes all over my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
and there she was, with a tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another,
and next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother
[Chorus:]
Please don't hate me
but I've been fucking your momma lately
Please don't hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
but I've been fucking your momma lately
Please don't hate me
never should have trusted a juggalo
Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroine whore
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud
when she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your granpa's gin
and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your momma's one of my favorite sluts
She likes licking from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
RAWR!
I chase her around on my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry, I put it back, I knew you better
That's why your toes have been sticking together
[Chorus]
[3rd Verse]
Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only saying that I'd wish she would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the pee hole
And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing
Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing
And I'm hoping you and me are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fucking again
All right, I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem
[Some other guy:]
Oooooh!
Dizam! Somebody just got fucked up, nigga!
[Chorus (until song ends)]
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