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Earache My Eye Lyrics

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My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

------ lead guitar ------

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

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StevieWoo 03/08/2008 06:00:22
DLMAILH---There's also a line at the end of "Alice Bowie's" song that goes, "Watch me burrrrrn, you fools".
PsychoFreak 01/07/2007 16:13:15
hey this "whole song" thing with the spanking and all that isnt on korn's follow the leader, right? cuz i have that and it ends after earache my eye's over.

and if someone knows what they say at the beginning, and especially who (i know its fieldy and some other guy), could you please tell me? i wanna laugh about it too!
DLMAILH 14/07/2004 01:22:25
Ok, Austin wanted to know what the whole song was, and I'm gonna send it cuz Itook the time to listen to it and write it down. I sent him the lyrics, and I think leoslyrics should know the whole song.

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

------ lead guitar ------

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

I SAID TURN THAT THING DOWN AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

Hey! What are you trying to do?! You ruined my record man, I just bought it!

I don't care what you just bought! You get your little fanny perpendicular and get ready for school.

I'm not going to school.

What do you mean "your not going to school"?

Just what I said, I'm not going to school!

And why not?

Because I'm sick, that's why not.

Sick, you're sick alright! What's wrong with you now, Prince Charming?

I got an earache.

An earache my eye! How would you like a butt ache?! Now get your little fanny out of that bed and-and clean up this room, it looks like a pig sty. You hear me?

[Pig snorts]

Alright, that's enough! That's enough! You pushed me far enough, young man, you're getting punished. Now stand up!

NO!

I said stand up!!

AHH!! Let go of my hair man!

Now young man, I have talk to you and talked to you and talked to you 'til I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you!

Good, does that mean you're done spitting on me, too?

SHUT UP! I'm not done talking to you! Now turn around and bend over!

Oh, what are you gonna do, you pervert?

Pervert, why you snotty nose!

OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW!

Oh, shut up! I haven't even touched you yet! NOw I want you to know this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

*small smack*

Oh wow, that didn't even hurt.

Oh yeah?

*small smack*

Oh wow, what are trying to do, tickle me?

Tickle you? Yeah, I'll tickle you!

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!!

Oh yeah, is that a tickle, huh? How about another tickle?

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!!

Come on, laugh it up, funny boy!

*BIG SMACK*

OWW!!! NO MORE, no more, no more!

Alright, are you gonna do what I tell ya?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

Are you gonna talk back to me?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WHAT?!?!?!?!??!

I mean, NO, NO, NO!

Alright. Now you get your clothes on, and get your little butt ready for school. Right now, do you understand?

Yeah, yeah.

Alright.

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fatstack 19/06/2003 21:16:34
ha! i am god wanna have sex?
toto 07/06/2003 15:34:34
LazySmurf knows where it's at. this is my theme song.
Ecko 22/02/2003 01:12:09
I lve cheech and Chong this Fuckin song Rox
LazySmurfbj13 13/02/2003 03:41:09
If People Listened to Cheech and Chong More The world Would Be a Better Place
Nick 03/10/2002 04:14:28
this song fucking owns. it is a real piece of work
Austin 29/07/2002 10:19:20
what do fiedly and some othere dude say at the start of the song you no they are talking i wanna no what they say all of it plz if u no tell me by e mailing me with what they say thank you

later Austin.

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