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Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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zeldapokemon15 03/11/2009 09:29:02
Lol this is such a good wierd random true song!!!
lijithmg 28/02/2008 08:01:28
A highly recommended site is elfingo.com for online auctions. They are the new ebay. Many smaller sites like this offer buyers far better deals than ebay ever could. Buyers also save a ton because this site charges little or nothing depending on the day. One more reason I like elfingo.com is because they don't take a part of the sale at all. No commissions or final value fees. A+++ http://www.elfingo.com
lijithmg 28/02/2008 08:01:27
A highly recommended site is elfingo.com for online auctions. They are the new ebay. Many smaller sites like this offer buyers far better deals than ebay ever could. Buyers also save a ton because this site charges little or nothing depending on the day. One more reason I like elfingo.com is because they don't take a part of the sale at all. No commissions or final value fees. A+++ http://www.elfingo.com
Red_lady 21/08/2007 22:09:04
WallCrawler, we all know people like the ones mentioned in 'ebay'. i myself know a friend who spends all day on ebay. ill bet if anyone can rack up a million-dollar credit card bill from online shopping, my friend can!
po1zenedtear5 11/06/2007 01:43:37
I'm a big fan of weird al! I love this song! it is actually funny at the end....(^>^)
hangnail18 14/04/2007 01:52:48
It's wierd cuz hez like "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y" at the end. Wierd.
hot&sexy 31/01/2007 00:32:02
the song is very funny sad thing is I do the exact same thing!!!
WallCrawler 30/11/2006 11:07:57
damn its all true and whats worse is i know people like that .... the truth is what makes this song so good and funny ... got to love it!!!!!!
~~*ChEeR cHiCk*~~ 08/06/2006 03:57:03
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey yall i bougth all the weird al songs on itunes and im telling u its so fun listeing to his most unaslle lyrics

c yaz
x-becca-x 25/03/2006 20:17:26
hya x i totally lurvvve this song!!! there is a video 4 it on www.hahahumour.com then in the popular box it has the eBay sign click on that and it shows the video!! WOW!!! lol! thanks hope you enjoy it x x x
Elmi 18/03/2006 23:30:17
Ja so ist es bei ebay;-)
Sharp-x-Objects 02/03/2006 03:29:40
Ohh Emm Frikken Gee.
This song is totally rad.
Like, Rad_xCore xD
yeahh;; super cool song..
bulky boy100 10/10/2005 16:34:22
i love this song 2 i love it 4 eva whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cute-girl 04/07/2005 16:10:40
i wish i could meet wierd al yankavich who here would like to meet the guy?
i think he Rawks
love the song!
classic!
EVERYONE LOVES THE SONG!
TabbyHarrop 17/02/2005 15:45:45
Do u think there will be a video? I hope so, the song is great!!!
POOLPIN 14/09/2004 22:52:18
OMG This song is sooooooooo good. And the funny thing is, it's all true. Have seen a lot of wierd things on that site. GREAT Song Love his music Can't wait to see a video of it.
Country_Luvr 24/08/2004 01:07:17
My friends and i are OBSESSED with this song, but its sooooooooo good and i love how its soooooooo weird! DAMN GOOD SONG!!!!
AD9 08/06/2004 03:11:41
They should make an e-bay soundtrack, it woudlhave this song, and all those songs they have on the commercials that are funny too...and ti woudl be sold.... ON EBAY! *blows up*
Dragon-Chan 25/04/2004 13:04:41
Ebay!Ebay!You do find odd stuff there, but most of the time you get good deals, RAWK'N SONG!
162 14/04/2004 09:20:35
This is so true. Quite sad how useless crap seems somehow appealing because it's on a web page...
life's_a_bitch 27/03/2004 18:18:06
oooooook dat was a little weird then he is WEIRD al so hey hey

luv ya
x x x Sophia x x x
blinkfan182 24/01/2004 01:53:12
hahahhha
UltimateSurvivor 16/08/2003 05:00:42
The song bothers me a little, because I have been to eBay and it is all true. You find the wierdest stuff on eBay.

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