Pubertys gonna get me
No way to stop it now
I offer a plea
Just let me be
But puberty says no how
Im just a ball of pimples and zits
Im feeling funny inside
Pubertys gonna get me
And theres nowhere to run or to hide
Two years ago all my skin was clear
Nothings the same as it used to be
Now that Im growing up watching Fox
Cause Im too old to watch ABC
In my pants theres a lot of hair
Growing as if to spite me
My scrotum looks just like a werewolf
Im scared that it might try to bite me
Ohpubertys gonna get me
Theres nothing I can do
Theres no one to blame
For all my shame
And no one that I can sue
After I turned from twelve to thirteen
Oh how I wish I had died
Pubertys gonna get me
And theres nowhere to run or to hide
When I was younger I hated girls
They were too goosey and soft and cute
Now when I see one my legs get week
And my wang makes a Hitler salute
Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
She was talented and plucky
But now that Im older and wiser
I see that shes just really lucky
Ohpubertys gonna get me
Im just completely screwed
I beg and I say, please go away
And bother some other dude
Everyone says, hey, dont be a spaz
Just try and take it in stride
Pubertys gonna get me
I can feel it deep down inside
Im covered with fuzz
And Im crying because
Theres nowhere to run
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