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I Need A Jew Lyrics

(written by: Peter Griffin)

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Peter:
Nothing else has worked so far,
So I'll wish upon a star,
Wondrous sparkling speck of light,
I need a Jew...

Lois makes me take the rap,
Cause our checkbook looks like crap,
Since I can't give her a slap,
I need a Jew...

Where to find
A Baum or Stien or Stein
To teach me how to whine
And do my taxes...

Though by many they're abhorred,
Hebrew people I've adored,
Even though they killed my lord,
I need a Jew!

Max:
Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

Max:
Hey!

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casey grace	20/08/2008 00:46:52
i have a thirty inch fucking cock its fucking massive hot chicks are always sucking it

crash bandicoot	03/04/2008 15:33:14
what the hell? this is sweet. i loved this episode

Relative29	28/07/2005 01:33:51
Great episode!

Sprx117	15/02/2005 13:21:22
Towards the end when you put Even Though they killed my Lord its really "I don't think they killed my Lord"

lakremadude	16/10/2004 20:48:35
THANKS FOR SPACEBALLS!!!!

ChucktheDuck	07/01/2004 02:46:11
Excellent Excellent! This is exactly what I needed. Thanks a lot and I think you got it right down to the tee. Nice work!

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