Fat Lyrics

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

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Fat_11	05/02/2008 03:04:31
Ya now this a cool song!! im a fat guy!! and i love Al's songs all 134 pounds 5oz of me!!! Go Al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A screw everyone who doesn't you can go to hell!

prince_of_chaos	12/05/2006 11:08:37
We're talking about weird al,aren't we ;) This guy's bit nuts :)

fwanki j	23/12/2005 06:54:00
this song is sik. i really want the wierd al yonkovic dvd's. did u no he has a fat costume that he wears wile he sings this song!!! lol

clogger12	16/12/2004 00:31:40
Haha, this is the funniest song! I guess i kinda am fat, i mean, i am not the skinniest, but i am not fat, do u no what i mean?

metallica69	11/07/2004 20:23:52
WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT UR WEIGHT THIS IS FUCKEN ABOUT POSTING YOUR COMMENT ON A SONG NOT POSTING YOUR FUCKING BODY WEIGHT

life's_a_bitch	29/03/2004 18:47:52
ahhhhhhhh im fat nah not really im acctually quite thin being thin can be annoying . u get teased and called da stick o well i guess u r hoo u r so dont try 2 be thin wen ur fat or fat wen your thin just be u every 1 is uniquie so if sum1 cant take u for hoo u r tell dem 2 fuck off! oh well kool song ne way luv ya SoPhIa

Poze	21/12/2003 23:06:48
Cooper >> Even thought the lyrics are "Come on" Jackson tended to sing something like "Sha mone"

stocko-carling	05/12/2003 21:47:10
sham-one fat mo-fo great song big up al

Oracle Kayon	17/10/2003 08:15:13
I love this song. It almost makes me wish I was fat. (Voice in the background) what are you talking about, you are fat. (Oracle Kayon) shut up larry