Eat It Lyrics

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How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!

Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.

You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's too cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner. Have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself an egg and beat it!

Have some more chicken. Have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

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Kotson	05/11/2009 18:08:08
Dayam. this is hella funny!!!!!!

animeadik1995	26/07/2009 10:52:08
Sorry I mean Day...:)

animeadik1995	26/07/2009 10:34:21
Dear Orthrax_22 Hey! The date of my birth's 22!!! What?! You gonna call me a fucking retard for telling that random comment?! This is called a PARODY... DOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUU UNDERSTANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD MEEEEEEEEE??? You are the retard here! You don't know what's a parody... <Mumbles incoherently>

Geraghty	28/11/2006 00:08:08
sorry

Geraghty	28/11/2006 00:05:23
i absolutely love the song beat it but eat it makes it worse then any song you write a whole bunch of good songs weird al keep doing your thing.

DANTE25	10/11/2005 03:27:33
Yo "orthrax_22"....It's SUPPOSED to be retarded, silly, stupid, and immature!!!...That's what makes it HYSTERICAL, you MORON!!! Do you REALLY think Weird Al is trying to shine as some wonderful lyricist or composer, or even a muscian or singer?????!!!!! ...He's having fun, that's all!!!...So lighten up, listen to the words and LAUGH!!! It's good for you!!!

orthrax_22	05/11/2005 20:23:07
This song is FUCKING RETARDED

HDHusker

25/06/2005 06:47:15

Heroingurl,

I think YOU are the most gay thing I have ever heard from. Don't smack somebody like Wierd Al when you are sitting in front of your computer thinking about some chick you want to muff. You wouldn't make a pimple on this guys ass. But in your own little world, behind your computer, if you want to try to make a name for yourself by talking shit, go ahead. Maybe you or your finger will some day rule the world. But I doubt it. You are obviously a LOSER.

heroingurl	13/05/2005 04:00:55
I THINK THIS SONG IS AS GAY AS HE IS. DUHHHH. DUDE IS SO FUCKIN UGLY. WISH HE WOULD GET A CLUE. *~YUCK~*

master_chief101	17/12/2004 05:59:03
this is one of the best songs ever.(and it sounds like my mom!)

feeling this	21/01/2004 19:06:37
weird al is the the best parodist, i think he's better than sliced bread he is just simply the best!!!!

Abe	18/01/2004 22:46:18
I never knew sliced bread wrote parodies. He wrote songs for Kylie Minogue, I know that.

Kiwi05	15/08/2003 07:55:49
yea i think he says eat it that many times at one point in the song. yea this song is really awesome! its one of my favs!