Big Balls Lyrics

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I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish

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bruserboy1	13/08/2008 06:01:58
i love this song lol its so funny "im itching nto tell you about them" talk about the best puns ever these are MANpuns

say it like it is	21/06/2006 19:43:45
hahaha (chochy voice from indiana jones*) very funny

pumaJ	31/05/2006 03:25:34
they rock to the left, rock to the right it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night ... anthemic and Kirriemuir ... .. the puma disappears within an alcoholic haze .. o yes and polynesian navigation too ..

Michelle188	05/04/2006 03:52:05
fuckin hilarious classic

benny187	03/04/2006 18:17:55
This song is fuckin hilarious

hailcaeser	13/03/2006 01:24:03
This is the single greatest ac/dc song ever

The Last True Rocker	19/01/2006 21:41:29
To the left and to the right!

Sxy=xy/n-x¯y	03/12/2005 12:38:40
What a song! classic! i love ac/dc!

Fukmi	11/11/2005 06:06:28
I think the lyrics have four meanings: bouncing rubber balls, cocktail balls held in ballrooms, steel balls at the end of chains, and the balls located in the penis.

stickybud420	29/10/2005 01:04:46
This song rocks!!

classic407	14/10/2005 00:58:32
Me and my friend sing this a lot. Don't ask me why. We are just wierd like that. Cool song though.

unclefiscus	10/09/2005 03:28:59
This song is abso-fucking-lutly classic!!! Bon is (was) the best!! Who else could write lyrics like that? The man was a genius! God rest his soul.

byno_spaz	26/07/2005 21:13:07
The first time I heard this song was in drama class on a friend's iPod. I almost pissed myself laughing. That night I looked for the lyrics and I realized that they mean a big party, or dance. Like Cinderella going to the "ball". Leave it up to these guys to prey on the perverted minds of the masses! \m/Wo0t!\m/

!KaTiE AnN!	10/07/2005 20:30:32
Hey Will you know im gonna think of you every time i hear this song! lmfao! This is the best ACDC song by far!

ZeroFungus	24/06/2005 22:29:31
IVE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF ALL!!!!!!

~sexy_grl~	09/06/2005 01:57:35
this is the brother of ~sexy_grl~ an i am using her user! anyway she is totaly wrong! this song is so fuckin funny that its great and i dont know wtf else to say! better get of before my sister finds out wat i am doing!

~sexy_grl~	09/06/2005 01:44:41
that is a fuckin screwed up and somewhat creepy song!!!!!!!!

Johnnydeppfan_7	01/06/2005 19:01:59
hey this is funny shiznit yea!!

punk rocker9999	06/05/2005 19:14:07
this song rocks !!!! omfg I lmao every time i hear it!!

Jerichoholic	08/03/2005 21:44:06
MusicForLife I think that they are saying "Ball Sucker" that is what I could figure out anyway. I want some big balls!!

english/2258	07/03/2005 16:44:30
hey madrummer88, wanna shake me all night long ?

madrummer88	04/03/2005 02:46:23
hell ya this song kicks ass... Ya english/2258 go for her man

english/2258	01/03/2005 17:26:58
HEY SOSWEETITHURTS, I'M A HORNY 15 YR OLD WITH HERPES, BUT I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME!!!!!!

elga the great	20/10/2004 22:32:20
HAHAHA oh my god this song is funny!! but it totally rocks!! angus young is my idol!i started playing guitar because of that guy! he rocks! Hey, by the way check out MY band called BROKEN AMERICA, ask around....look high and low because we r REALLY REALLY underground Later, Jacob .B.

phuckyoo	15/09/2004 20:26:33
my all-time AC~DC song ever!!! i realized just 2 years ago that the song is talking about a ball as in the evening-wear ones. great innuendos in the lyrics

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