Punky's Dilemma Lyrics
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Punky's Dilemma Lyrics

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Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

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englishmuffin 08/11/2003 07:12:59
i dont get it why would someone write a song about an englishmuffin????
Loser! 01/04/2003 22:07:30
I agree with Alan. This is a very witty, very wonderful song. I love Simon and Garfunkel
Alan 13/01/2003 20:35:49
If you were a middleclass suburban boy facing conscription/the draft you'd know what great whimsical, poignant and understated lyrics they are.
KJ 07/11/2002 07:39:19
Average song.

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