[Crazy voice] (maybe Shaggs)
Jiggle my motha fuckin balls bitch
insane clown posse back in this mutha fucka
hey yo violent j, whats uuuuuuuup?
[Violent J]
its christmas, time for a star
maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
its midnight, i land my slay
make way... for jolly saint jay
climb the chimney, for the mother
dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
shimy down, shimy down what the fuck
somebody help me, im stuck
now what to do, i feel wack
i got stuck in a chimney stack
butter hat and shimmer on down
santa clause clown.. cant fuck around now
living room (Shhhh) i creep
tippy toes, cause they asleep
i pulled out the axe, and slid down the hall
i got a gift for all of yall
whats that? i better hide quick
of fuck its the real saint nick
and he musta been takin a shit.. but regardless
i better move quick now
so jumped em, santas no joke
fuck around and got my damn neck broke
he strapped, he shot, he didnt miss
pop (HO!) pop (HO!) pop (HO!)
i had a red christmas.
[Deep ass voice]
I'm dreaming of a dead christmas (clapping)
the kind you'll never ever get...
cause if you have a dead christmas
that means ur dead and thats the end.......
[Crazy Voice] (maybe Shaggs)
merry merry christmas you fuckin chump
seasons greetings loser, yo 2 dope kick it
[Shaggs 2 Dope]
jack frost nibbles huh? but fuck that
aint got a home so he nibbles on my nut sack
and my butt crack, toes, and elbows
my nose is froze, so fuck you hos
so i made a friend like me, a snow man
he was down with the clown like a blow man
had a hat and eyes out of charcoal
and a pipe.. we filled it with endo
me and him sang songs in the snow flakes
he ate snow balls, i ate corn flakes
and we both would freeze our balls off
i was there everytime his head falls off
i put back on for em with a smile
he was my boy, made him from a snow pile
then the storm came, huh, a blizzard
snow, wind, ice, as blizzard
we pulled through, we hid in an alley
the next day it was like sunny valley
he was meltin and i was just fine
he got pissed and pulled out a nine
[Snow Man]
if ima die you should come with me
cause were boys...
[Shaggs 2 Dope]
(boom)and hit me
damn im dieing, im dead, he got his wish
and alls i got is another red christmas
[Deep ass voice]
Silent night, Violent fight
now im dead, one to the head
christmas this year, seems soooo wack...
(record scratchin)(pounding)
[Crazy voice] (maybe Shaggs)
Happy new year bitch boy
hey, i got a new years resolution
for ya chicken face momma
to kiss my mutha fuckin ass
[Caroling]
jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the wayyy
ask yo fuckin momma bitch
the I.C.P. dont play hey
wicked clowns, wicked clowns
bitches drop your drawers
dont talk back, just suck my sack
and fiddle with my balls
[Violent J]
Yea, i fooled yas, southwest for life
Christmas time you know what im sayin
mr chris kringle, you fat bitch
mutha fucka never gave me shit
ima slap ya cross ya red ass face mutha fucka
(uh!) southwest down
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