And it probably works to the better
That you're there and I'm over here
Continentalistical prophylaxis
Courtesy of the great divide
History repeats itself
Fast forward through tragedy
'Cause farce is waiting there for us
With open arms and guarantees
Of such ridiculosity
To make eyes roll and bowties spin
We're the last to see
Hey hey hey hey hey oooo
And it doesn't seem to get any better
Little action, loads of talk
Time to step up to the plate
And take your haggis like a man
Itself repeats history
Fast forward through tragedy
'Cause farce is waiting there for us
With open arms and guarantees
Of such ridiculosity
And dignity's in full retreat
We head up the ...
What's the harm in stumbling
Blessed with two left feet
And as the cookie's crumbling
It never tastes so sweet
(Ask if the wolves have ...)
Aoooooo
Pursuits of happiness
Mortal embarrassments
History repeats itself
A man in decline
Will it ever or never get better
Will it ever or never get better
Can I tickle your ass with a feather
(Pursuits of happiness)
Can we make up and make up forever
(Mortal embarrassments)
Will it ever or never or ever or never or ever never ever or never get better
(History repeats itself)
(A man in decline)