Bartender Lyrics

Bartender I really did it this time.
I broke my parole to have a good time.
When I got home it was 6 am.
The door was locked so I kicked it in.
She was trippin on the bills.
I think she was high on some pills.
She threw my shit out into the yard then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard.
And in my drunken stouper I did what I should have never done.
Now I'm sittin here, talkin to you, drunk and on the run.

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside.
Waitin for my ride on the outside.
She broke my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her fuckin car and crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away.

Ya know Moe, I'll probly get 10 years.
So just give me beers till they get here.
Yeah I know the sun is commin up and yall are prolly gettin ready for closin up.
But I'm tryin to drown my soul.
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road.
And everything that I loved is gone and I'm tired of hangin on.

She got me sittin at a bar on the inside.
Waitin for my ride on the outside.
She stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her fuckin car and crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away.

Guess it wasn't meant to be.
Romance is misery.
So much for memories.
And now I'm headed to the penitentary.
See me on tv the next cop series.
I am a danger.
I guess I shoulda did sumtin about my anger.
But I never learned real things I don't concern.
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn.
I know it's my fault.
But I wasn't happy it was over.
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit nova.

Now I'm goin back again back to the pen to see my friends.
When we all pile out that county van they'll ask me where I been.

I been at a bar on the inside.
Waitin for my ride on the outside.
She broke my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her fuckin car I crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away.

Outro...

Bartender I really did it this time.
I broke my parole to have a good time.
When I got home it was 6 am.

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