The Beer Song Lyrics

Our work day's done, go grab a shower
Let's hit the pub, it's happy hour
If we get bombed, who gives a damn
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Those chicks right there don't look too good
But three more beers, I think they would
It's either them or my right hand
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

(CHORUS):
So buy another round
We'll sit right here and drink 'em down
Get everyone another beer
You'll have to kick us outta here

Say, are you girls waitin' on your friends
What did you say, you're lesbians
Bartender, cancel those two drinks
I'm not as am as you drunk I think

This beer is movin' like a train
I think my lizzard needs a drain
But first I'll have a double shot
I'm drunk you think as you am is not

(CHORUS)

This bathroom's nice as it can be
It's got four walls, I've puked on three
Oops, here comes more, I'll use the sink
I'm not as thrunk as you am I dink



I put that bouncer right in his place
I smacked his elbow with my face
He's lucky that it's closin' time
Drunk am is not as you think you I'm

(CHORUS)

Our work day's done, go grab a shower
Let's hit the pub, it's happy hour
If we get bombed, who gives a damn

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