Wow I Can Be Sexual Too Lyrics

If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'll lay in bed, in my boxers
Half-stoned with a pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay

(CHORUS):
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear

When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My Rabbi taught me in the old school

You're too young to be this empty, girl,
I'll prepare for you this sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall

But I call and I call and I call

(CHORUS)

I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)

(CHORUS)

Whoa

(CHORUS)

If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'll lay in bed, in my boxers