Byhalia Lyrics

[Parody of "Miami" by Will Smith]

Uh! Uh!

Yea! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Byhalia. Main street,
Bring in the heat! Uh!

Byhalia, the place where I come let go
Byhalia, the place where they're movin' slow
Everybody got a farm here,
Growin' corn all year,
Bale that hay, all work, no play

So we cruise downtown to the Dairy Barn,
Or if we feel a little funky,
then we might drive far.
We shut down our still,
We get dressed to kill,
And we hit the big city of
Marysville

Byhalia, we got friendly faces,
And don't forget we got all kinds of races:
White, farmer, white, farmer,
White, farmer, (white, farmer)

Take it downtown,
You see a city that's growin'
One stop sign and a lot of grass for mowin'
Some day we might even get a Taco Bell,
Byhalia. Damn, that city is swell.

Party in the city where the cows run free,
Hangin' out at the store where
They sell the seed.
I'm goin' to Byhalia.
"Y'all welcome to Byhalia!"

Bouncin' at the Dairy Barn,
Gettin' it hot.
It's the only store with a parking lot.
(Hey, I'm from Byhalia.)
(Shut up Weasel Boy)
('preciate that)

Yo, we got a feed store named Ohio Grow.
And you know we even got a town ho,
Her name's Flo
One pizza shop, one town cop
And a city full of people that can
Shovel pig slop

Outhouses so deep you can't see the bottom,
John Deere tractors, everybody got 'em.
See you at the barn dance,
pick you up at 5.
Byhalia. Damn, the town is alive!

Party in the city where the cows run free,
Hangin' out at the store where
They sell the seed.
I'm goin' to Byhalia.
"Y'all welcome to Byhalia!"

Bouncin' at the Dairy Barn,
Gettin' it hot.
It's the only store with a parking lot.
(Hey, I'm from Byhalia.)
(Weasel Boy be quiet, I'm singing!)

('preciate that. I'll be going now.
Diet Coke Jimmy? Coffee Dave? O.K. Shawn, bagel.
I'll be back. Oh.
I'm not supposed to come back?
Well, I'll just head back out to the farm)

(Weasel Boy, bale the hay boy!)

(Mom's waitin' on me. And dad.
I gotta, I gotta clean up the cow poop,
The cow dung)

[Parody of "Miami" by Will Smith]

Uh! Uh!